Farewell, Hilary.

 One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
>did  for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, mechanic,
>businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
> 
>       But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
>teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
>dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men 
>and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really
>good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
>
>       The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the 
>other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside
>to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said,
>"He works for the Democratic National Committee and has been trying to secure 
>the nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
>front of the other kids."